Photo 25 May 6 notes This is by a long way, the coolest thing that I have bought in a long time! Look at it! Retro toothpaste 1908 style!!!

This is by a long way, the coolest thing that I have bought in a long time! Look at it! Retro toothpaste 1908 style!!!

Text 23 May

lightanddarklove asked: How many relationships have you been in, how long did they last and how intimate were they?

HI! Thanks for the question, and a good one :) 

I have been in …. 4 ‘serious’ relationships (meaning, not a child etc), lasting 2 months, 1 year, 5 months, and nearly 2 years (my current relationship) 

Intimacy is an intersting one, considering that 3 of those relationships were/are long distance, but 2 of them were sexual, one  was entirely asexual and one was too long distance to become sexual. 

So yeah … There ya go :P (I also have the feeling i’m forgetting a relationship somewhere, but I can’t for the life of me remember who it was (I Blame the Heat))

Text 22 May Submit!

There once was a time when me and my friend Claire would submit each other inappropriate questions to one another. Since she has disappeared of the face of the planet … Who wants to ask me inappropriate things with the promise of an answer?

Photo 8 May 4,252 notes colorsuper:

Colorsuper | Super | Repeating Desktop Wallpaper 

Orgy at Papa smurfs house?

colorsuper:

Colorsuper | Super | Repeating Desktop Wallpaper 

Orgy at Papa smurfs house?

Link 8 May 276 notes It's-a Me, Fawn!: lexcanroar: PLEASE take two seconds to vote NO in this poll if you...»

lexcanroar:

PLEASE take two seconds to vote NO in this poll if you support gay marriage in the UK. voting ends in about 20 minutes and if anti-gay marriage wins by a large margin, the results WILL be quoted many times by anti-gay marriage douches and it’ll be crappy.

and make sure to…

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Photo 1 May 52 notes c0astercrazy:

Colossus.

Zoe’s first roller coaster xD

c0astercrazy:

Colossus.

Zoe’s first roller coaster xD

Photo 18 Apr 1,033 notes squeeze-the-peach:

haha

I might actually wear these haha

squeeze-the-peach:

haha

I might actually wear these haha

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Video 8 Apr 88,469 notes

That is pretty damn cute actually … DAMMIT BIEBER … But that tshirt repositioning in frame 3 though! WTF

(Source: ohmybieber)

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Video 5 Apr 55,985 notes

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Photo 29 Mar 45,113 notes realparadoxsocks:

hashtag-yep:

Seneca Crane’s beard, like the universe, has no edge. 

I find this terrifying.

Disagree, in fact, in comparison to regular beards this beard has a greater surface area therefore MORE edge. xD

realparadoxsocks:

hashtag-yep:

Seneca Crane’s beard, like the universe, has no edge. 

I find this terrifying.

Disagree, in fact, in comparison to regular beards this beard has a greater surface area therefore MORE edge. xD

(Source: vikachoo)

Text 22 Mar 3 notes HAHAHAHA

I Just found a Poem I did in 2009. 

I don’t even. 

Midnight, Such a wonderful Time
A Time to work, And a time to Rhyme
But When the two combine they form a lime 
residue, on the bottom of your shoe
which you scrape and you scrape
but its stuck on worse than poo!

Midnight, So Dark, Its Midnight
Except, I’ve got my light on … its light
Buiscuits to guide me 
and water to Hide me, tears
but its ok, its only midnight
Only Midnight

The clock starts again, Midnight
00:00 Midnight
Does It chime, No its a digital clock dumbass
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight


So that’s a Thing I did HAHA


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